20 10 / 2014

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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20 10 / 2014

rashaka:

superseventies:

At home with Harrison Ford, 1978 

The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason.  Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.

(Source: futuristicworldsinanothergalaxy, via -iopenattheclose)

17 10 / 2014

(Source: fistoffight)

16 10 / 2014

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via burdenedwithgloriousassbutt)

16 10 / 2014

coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

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14 10 / 2014

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

(via -iopenattheclose)

14 10 / 2014

14 10 / 2014

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via doomslock)

14 10 / 2014

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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14 10 / 2014

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

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